Score: 9

"Very Good!"

submission: Mairuzu Vrs. Tomu

date: December 1, 2007

The animation was fluid, the graphics were clean, the blood was fun, the music choice was excellent and fit the animation very well. My only gripe is how some of the sound effects are louder than they should be. Other than that, you've got a 9 out of 10 and a 5 out of 5. *Kisses* Luv, Chrissy.

Score: 10

"Excellent."

submission: Phenomenal: Episode 04

date: November 27, 2006

This series has me hooked like it was the L word. Heh. Your Voice Acting is awesome. You're a supurb artist and voice actor. Cutting Kenya's lines for the lack of a Voice Actress did upset me ... but I think it works with her being the strong silent type. However, the thing I had a problem with was where Ashliegh goes 'Little Girl?' .... like Kenya called her that when in fact nothing was said ... but, if you look at is as Ashliegh calling Kenya a little girl ... with the height differences makes a hilarious. Still kinda bothered me a bit there though. It is your flash works and you can do what you want.

I do agree that this flash series does need more attention. Heh. This is Newgrounds though. All of your work rocks. Don't let the Newgrounds users influence you one bit. They're mostly Juvenile little perverts. If they don’t see tits within the first 4 seconds of the flash film they’re hitting a low score for it no matter what it is. Your work tops most of the shit that hits the front page. I’ve gotten pissed myself over some of the crap that gets the winning spots in the daily top 5 because they did not deserve it. One bit.

You top me in flash. My work will probably never catch up to yours in skill. Hopefully we can get the games going soon. I'm going to give you some information so you can upload the finished Phenomenal 4 and the other flash of yours to the web server so we can get these back on our site.

Score: 10

"Very well done."

submission: Drawmatics Episode 01

date: August 1, 2006

This was very well done. I love your crazy work. Makes me feel like I'm tripping out. People don't have to take drugs to get buzzed ... just watch Blaklyon's work to get dizzy and high!

You forgot to scrip the last buttons on the game, so no one can retry the Panda slap fight. I've told you to watch your buttons. I also told you to put a warning at the beginning of your crazy flash for people who might not be able to handle it. You almost gave one person a siezure with this one. Put the warnings in your flash. you crazy or something? You're gonna make some geek die at his desk. He's gonna be eating and typing and watching your flash, then he's gonna go into fits and choke to death on his grilled cheese! Warn people damn! Hahaha.

Score: 7

"It was only a matter or time..."

submission: Katamari Flash

date: January 26, 2006

I knew eventually someone would release a flash version of Katamari Damacy. I don't know how but, I did. Nice Job!

Score: 2

"Poor Taste Indeed"

submission: Foamy Frontpage Collab

date: December 18, 2005

I'm Pretty much going to say what I said to the last guy who bashed IllWillPress. (Not that I'm a major Foamy fan.) Hell, I'll copy and paste most of that review here ... Meh. Not like I need to make a major effort ... you didn't.

"The Foamy series may not have a lot of fancy animation ... and perhaps it is the same "thing" from release to release of Foamy Flash. The thing that is different from each Flash is the subject of the Squirrels rants. That's what makes it funny. I'm not a big fan of Foamy, Neruotically Yours, or IllWillPress. I do enjoy his work because Foamy reminds me of my bitchy mom. Bitchy people never get old because they never run out of things to bitch and or rant about. Really, it's the subject of his flash and his popularity with the viewers that causes him get front page. Don't be pissed and bash him and his work over that."

"If you want front page that badly, come up with a good flash project that your target audience (Newgrounders) will like, and pour a lot of effort and thought into it. Take a month or more to finish it, then go for it. Make sure you won't be overshadowed by a NG Holiday like Clock Day or something when you release the work, and see how you fair then."

And, you bashed Wade! Come on. I see a ton of Flash that makes me green with envy. I'm not bashing those or their makers, I try to COMPETE. So come on, try to get front page for real you whiner.

Score: 5

"A Little Insight"

submission: Deletejn23

date: December 18, 2005

Cute parody of IllWillPress's series. However, you'd have gotten a better score from me if I thought you hadn't made this flash out of jealosy of his getting front page with what seems like so little effort. The Foamy series may not have a lot of fancy animation ... and perhaps it is the same "thing" from release to release of Foamy Flash. The thing that is different from each Flash is the subject of the Squirrels rants. That's what makes it funny. I'm not a big fan of Foamy, Neruotically Yours, or IllWillPress. I do enjoy his work because Foamy reminds me of my bitchy mom. Bitchy people never get old because they never run out of things to bitch and or rant about. Really, it's the subject of his flash and his popularity with the viewers that causes him get front page. Don't be pissed and bash him and his work over that. And, I never noticed a change in her boob size, but I never saw the first few animations he did either.

If you want front page that badly, come up with a good flash project that your target audience (Newgrounders) will like, and pour a lot of effort and thought into it. Take a month or more to finish it, then go for it. Make sure you won't be overshadowed by a NG Holiday like Clock Day or something when you release the work, and see how you fair then.

Score: 10

"Kawaii!"

submission: Frakshard Episode 01

date: December 16, 2005

I love her chewing. You know this already so blah. The whole project was great. ^_^ Can't wait for more. Luv, Chrissy! -=Kiss Kiss!!=-

Score: 10

"That was Uber Cute!"

submission: Holy Cow!

date: April 27, 2005

I liked that game. Great concept, great design, great game overall. The best thing about this game is that it isn't like anything else on Newgrounds. That I've seen anyway. LOL! no gore but it's kinda sad when the human just kill themselves because they didn't get what they wanted. LOL! Seems to be the same in real life though. People can be so demanding and greedy. I read half the instructions because I didn't see the 'next' button, so I didn't get a very good score. I kept trying to toss the blessings I couldn't use to the side of the screen where no human was standing. Didn't realize I could drop them back into the 'Holy Sewere' for an extra 2 points. Blah ... as a result I accidentally gave the wrong blessings to the people a few times. Oh well. I'll do better next game! I really enjoyed this game. Keep up the good work. ^_^

Score: 9

"Great Intro"

submission: Breakin The Animation

date: June 19, 2004

I think this is a great intro for the series. I really can't wait until you finish a few episodes of this. Changing the music to Darksyde was a much better choice. It actually fits the animation way better than your previous music selection. Don't fret if you get some shitty reviews from the Newgrounds community. You have a high ass score and that's what counts. The majority of Newgrounders who review are a bunch of assholes who feel they are the Roger Ebert of the Flash world. They don't know shit about how much hardwork you put into this flash. It's why I haven't submitted my new games to NG. I'd rather show those off on my own website, or submit them to a more worthy Flash Community. All I'll submit to NG is simple Dressups. The Perverts of Newgrounds seems to like that.

If you wanna please the NG Pervert Reviewers, why don't you have a scantly dressed character in the Breakin series who has a love for flashing her tits? That'll make all the reviews be 10's for sure!

Score: 10

"Damn Funny."

submission: Backstreet Boy Dress-Up

date: May 20, 2004

Needs an Award. I think this is hilarious. The Micheal Jackson screams he does when you click him are great. Did you use Photoshop to put his head on that body and to shrink his dinky or did you find that pic on the net somewhere? If that is the real dick size of the model who's body that really belongs too, I feel so damn sorry for him. It's even smaller than the dick on the Poloriod Picture in the movie Scary Movie that says "I Know"